So another four years of Smirky McChimp. This time there weren’t many reports of voter disenfranchisement. And unless it’s discovered that Diebold went and converted hundreds of thousands of votes from Democrat to Republican in the battleground states, then Bush had a leading margin and actually did win.
Rachel tells me that Karl Rove’s plan of getting the evangelical Christians out to vote this time was what turned the trick, by putting a ban on gay marriages on the ballot in all of the major battleground states. “Oh, hey, while I’m here to vote against those sinners from being happy, I might as well vote for W.” Why is it that people who vote for things like bans on gay marriage are not happy unless they’re making everyone else miserable? Banning gay marriage isn’t going to make them stop having gay sex, morons. When are these puritanical zealots going to let people live their own lives? Probably never.
Based on voter turnout, and the difference of the popular vote in the millions, I have come to the conclusion that the majority of Americans are fucking morons. Fat, lazy, stupid and willfully ignorant. What the hell happened to the concerned youth voter turnout? You kids really screwed up this time. I hope you like getting drafted for a war you don