Grumpy Valentine’s Day

I’m feeling pretty grumpy this morning. Home ‘net access is down AGAIN — this is the third time since 2006 began and I’m really starting to wonder why we didn’t just get DSL. We brought our modem over to the Comcast office and got a new one, which was supposed to solve the problem, but it didn’t. Comcast said that they have to schedule another service call, and oh by the way, we’ll have to pay for the service call. Um, I think not. We’re using 100% company-supplied equipment and Comcast did the installation and set-up themselves less than 6 months ago. Any problems we’re having are not caused by us, and we should not have to pay for the service call.

Plus, Scott didn’t get me anything for Valentine’s Day, which is also making me feel grumpy. I’m not a high-maintenance kind of girl. I don’t expect expensive gifts or even flowers (although they’re always nice). I would have been happy with just a card. But not getting anything kind of rankles.

And yes I know, V-Day is a totally artificial holiday, I have a wonderful husband who loves me very much and shows it on a regular basis, yadda yadda. I know all of that. That does not change how I feel. If I can find the time to pick out a card for him, he should be able to do it too.

I’m on campus now and need to get some stuff done before classes start. I have the iPod cranked and hopefully that will help improve my mood.

Places You Probably Don’t Want To Work

I have no idea whether or not this is legal. Requiring employees to have what amounts to multiple surgeries in order to perform their jobs? One to put the thing in, one to take it out. Plus possibly others if there’s ever a problem with the implant.

Details:

Two employees have been injected with RFID chips this week as part of a new requirement to access their company’s datacenter.

Cincinnati based surveillance company CityWatcher.com created the policy with the hopes of increasing security in the datacenter where video surveillance tapes are stored. In the past, employees accessed the room with an RFID tag which hung from their keychains, however under the new regulations an implantable, glass encapsulated RFID tag from VeriChip must be injected into the bicep to gain access, a release from spychips.com said on Thursday.

Although the company does not require the microchips be implanted to maintain employment, anyone without one will not be able to access the datacenter, according to a Register article.

Ironically, the extra security sought may be offset by a recent discovery of Jonathan Westhues, where the security researcher showed the VeriChip can be skimmed and cloned, duplicating an implant

Dick Cheney and Aaron Burr

So now the US has two Vice-Presidents who shot someone while in office. At least Cheney didn’t kill his guy.

A friend of mine with some actual experience hunting had this to say about the whole thing:

As a hunter, this perhaps one of the WORST POSSIBLE THINGS you can ever ever EVER do.

Quail hunting is dangerous. From what I read the lawyer was hidden from Cheney’s sight and then another covey flushed into the Veep’s direction.

RULE 1 of hunting: NEVER EVER EVER have 2 groups of hunters who aren’t parallel with each other in some fashion. Draw a line and don’t cross it. Better yet, stay spread out and never deviate.

The Veep is a f*cking asshole…but his hunting companion is none too bright either. Cheney’s actions would have him banned from most hunting clubs in my area for life.

‘Grease’ and the Culture Wars

Remember a week or so ago, when I posted a report about a small town where trying to educate kids about opera by way of “Faust” was considered too radical?

Now another town has decided that “Grease” and “The Crucible” are inappropriate (the NY Times notes that they are the second-most frequently performed musical and drama in US schools). And all it took was three letters to the school’s principal to start the censorship ball rolling.

Even better is the chilling effect this will have for upcoming productions and even on the drama teacher’s career:

The teacher and her students are now ruling out future productions they once considered for their entertainment value alone, like “Little Shop of Horrors,” a musical that features a cannibalistic plant, which they had discussed doing next fall.

Torii Davis, a junior, said that in her psychology class earlier that day, most students predicted that “Little Shop of Horrors” would never pass the test.

“Audrey works in a flower shop,” Ms. Davis said. “She has a boyfriend who beats her. That could be controversial.”

Ms. DeVore went down a list of the most commonly performed musicals and dramas on high school stages, and ticked off the potentially offensive aspects. ” ‘Bye Bye Birdie’ has smoking and drinking. ‘Oklahoma,’ there’s a scene where she’s almost raped. ‘Diary of Anne Frank,’ would you take a 6-year-old?” the drama teacher asked.

“How am I supposed to know what’s appropriate when I don’t have any written guidelines, and it seems that what was appropriate yesterday isn’t appropriate today?” Ms. DeVore asked. The teacher said she had been warned that because of the controversy, the school board might not renew her contract for next year.

I wonder what those head-in-the-sand culture bigots would think of “South Pacific” … the guy who sleeps with a Polynesian girl gets killed off, after all … maybe they would consider that appropriate punishment for immoral behavior. The underlying message, that bigotry will lead to unhappiness, might just sail right over their heads though.

ADDENDUM: Something I remembered after I hit the “submit” button — back in the day, quite a few of the music/drama types in my high school class were enamoured of the Stephen Schwartz musical, “Godspell” (which is a muscal adaptation of the Gospel of Matthew). We begged our theater teacher to schedule a production of it. He refused, saying it would be too controversial. And given that the Jewish population of our school was probably better than 50% I suppose he was right. He did not generally shy away from controversial subject matter — one of the productions we did do during my years at school was the Schmidt / Jones piece “Celebration”, which includes a number in which two characters are making love while a third person watches.

Is there a point to my anecdote? Not really, I just thought it was interesting to show how what is and is not ‘appropriate’ for high school students can vary so widely.