Jesus and Jihad

Kristof has a column today worth reading in its entirety. He’s talking about “Glorious Appearing,” the latest work in the “Left Behind” series. If you’ve had your head under a rock, these books are best-selling novels, widely available – I even saw the most recent one for sale in the downtown SF Costco. In “Glorious Appearing” Jesus finally does return, and not only does he send nonbelievers into a chasm with a wave of his hand, but also the bodies of others are ripped apart and left strewn around the Earth, presumably as a warning to the remaining believers what could happen to them if their faith wavers.

Kristof:

It’s disconcerting to find ethnic cleansing celebrated as the height of piety. If a Muslim were to write an Islamic version of “Glorious Appearing” and publish it in Saudi Arabia, jubilantly describing a massacre of millions of non-Muslims by God, we would have a fit. We have quite properly linked the fundamentalist religious tracts of Islam with the intolerance they nurture.

I’m with Kristof 100% on this. Why do Christians get a pass for this kind of language when Muslims don’t?

Here in America, we’re free to believe what we want and to read what we want. I completely support the right of evangelical Christians to read “Glorious Appearing” and believe that God will cast their friends, neighbors, and even their relatives into a pit of fire (not to mention billions of Hindus, Muslims, Jews and even Mormons). But that doesn’t mean that other people shouldn’t ask hard questions about what kinds of paths those beliefs can take a believer down, and whether actions generated by those beliefs are truly right.

It’s also well-known that the current Presidential administration is a deeply Christian one. We need to ask whether this attitude of “they’re all going to Hell anyway” (aka the James Baker ‘Fuck The Jews‘ point of view) has had a real impact on their foreign and domestic policies. This President, after all, has not been shy about saying Jesus is his favorite philosopher and a more important guide to him than his own father.

Kristof also says:

As my Times colleague David Kirkpatrick noted in an article, this portrayal of a bloody Second Coming reflects a shift in American portrayals of Jesus, from a gentle Mister Rogers figure to a martial messiah presiding over a sea of blood. Militant Christianity rises to confront Militant Islam.

It leaves me uncomfortably wondering where Jews fit into the picture.

Going off on a quick tangent – I sometimes wonder – how, if you’re a deeply devout evangelical, do you live with the sincere belief that most of your fellows on this planet are going to burn in hell? Do you worry about it, pray for them, and hope they see the light? Or do you just pretend to be nice to them and in the privacy of your home, laugh at them all for being doomed to Hell?

I doubt many Christians of that persuasion read this blog, but I would really like to know.

Slender Bodies, Empty Minds

Not that I’ve ever used the stuff, but if you do use SlimFast, you should know:

Slim-Fast has dropped Whoopi Goldberg from its advertising after the comedian made a sexual joke about George Bush.

Per Atrios. He has contact info if you want to give the SlimFast folks a piece of your mind.

10 Things I Hate About Building PCs

I’m sure I’ll get a bunch of smarmy comments from the Mac contingent over this, but I’m currently in the middle of a PC upgrade fiasco, and I need to get it off my chest.

I really like the new City of Heroes game, but unfortunately the PC I use, a homebuilt box, does a lousy job of running the game. The graphics card I have (a Radeon All In One) isn’t quite powerful enough, but due to the age of the motherboard, I can’t upgrade to a better graphics card without also upgrading the motherboard. Which means buying a new case and power supply, because the 4-year-old case won’t hold newer motherboards. And at that point you might as well go to 512MB of memory and upgrade the processor. Now you’re up to $500 worth of new hardware to run a $50 game.

Scott suggested new hard drive(s) as well but I drew the line there. And I decided that since I have so much free time right now, I was going to be the primary builder of the new box. I’m about 4 times as slow as Scott when it comes to hardware installation, but with him working and me not, it seems unfair to make him do it all.

That all leads us to the point of this post, which is a list of the 10 things I most hate about building your own PC:

  1. Despite the huge pile of PC hardware in our office, some of it up to 7 years old, none of it is actually useful
  2. There is no easy way to grab onto PCI cards when you’re trying to take them out of their slots, resulting in cuts on your fingers
  3. Instruction manuals on the one hand omit key pieces of information yet offer pages of useless drivel on the other hand
  4. Power supplies, whose huge masses of cables block critical space inside the PC case, don’t have enough plugs of the kind that you need and too many if the kind that you don’t need
  5. I don’t get why you need 6 different kinds of screws to put one PC together
  6. Operating systems that give a BSOD on boot-up if the CD drive isn’t found suck
  7. Motherboards with secondary IDE controllers that don’t work out of the box or even after you’ve updated the BIOS also suck
  8. Resellers who ship motherboards that have non-functioning secondary IDE controllers suck even more than that
  9. Planned Obsolescence in general, for being the root cause of the entire fiasco
  10. Having to do it all over again when the (hopefully fully functional) new motherboard gets here some time in the next few days

And While We’re On The Subject

Speaking of other bloggers who are better and/or funnier writers than I am, check out this great bit in fafblog:

In the meantime because I was tricked into believin in Joe Wilson, I also believed that Saddam Hussein’s nuclear program didnt exist when in fact it must have because Joe Wilson got his job from his wife! Even now I am trembling in fear in the knowledge that somewhere out there Saddam Hussein is sittin on a giant pile of Nigerien yellowcake uranium. “Ho ho ho,” laughs Saddam Hussein as he takes a bite of rich, creamy uranium. “Soon I will grow ten thousand times my current size, spewing radioactive fire breath across Mesopotamia, until as Nuculo-Saddam I shall control the Middle East!” “Oh no Saddam don’t do that!” I say. “It is too late!” he laughs. “And I owe it all to you, Fafnir – to you and all the other hapless peaceniks deceived by the nepotism of Joseph and Valerie Plame-Wilson!”