Scene: Our bedroom. Scott has loaded a flavor of Linux onto a thumb drive and is booting it up his laptop.
Scott: “Look at that. Kernel panic.”
Me: (looks at screen) “It’s not doing anything. Doesn’t seem all that panicked to me.”
Scott (pulling out the thumb drive, rebooting): “Very funny.”
Fast-forward a minute or two.
Me: “How’s that kernel panic doing? Has it been promoted to a General Protection Fault yet?”
Scott: “That is so. not. funny.”
Me: can hardly breath I am laughing so hard at my own joke.