I didn’t see a single cicada while in NY/CT this past several days, but this is funny as heck anyway (thanks for the link, Craig!). Here’s a sample:
Do Cicadas make that loud buzzing sound to attract a mate? No, that is a common myth. Our research indicates that sound is actually a battle cry that roughly translates as Kill the Humans. When you hear that sound, take cover! It means the killing spree is about to begin.
Courtesy of Cicadaville. Now go read the rest and enjoy.