James Wolcott is hilarious today. Here's an except, but go read the whole thing, especially if you're in the mood for a good snarky laugh to help cheer you up after filing your taxes:
Limbaugh seemed to be implying at the top of his voice that blowjobs are an integral part of the liberal agenda, an argument which he may want to rethink. The popularity of blowjobs is difficult to metric but undeniable; they cause little harm and zero unwanted pregnancies. If the plentitude of blowjobs is part of the Clinton legacy, millions owe the former president a debt of gratitude and an annual pilgrimage to the Clinton Memorial Library in Arkansas.Yet, like so many products and pleasures, blowjobs aren't evenly distributed in society. It's a renewable natural resource not everyone gets to enjoy, and I was struck by the vehement tone of Limbaugh's tirade. He sounded bitter. I've seen this rancor inflict so many middle-aged men. Reading about all the oral sex young people are presumably having, they feel envious and resentful.
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Typical Repubican BS- they promise all of us blowjobs, but it turns out I'm never eligible. Kinda like the income tax.
Did you know that if you are disabled, and you make absolutely NO money, you are not eligible for the tax credit? I guess you only get the tax credit if you earn enough to spend it all.
Posted by serial catowner | April 16, 2005 12:08 PM