At the USF business school, faculty members have rectangular windows built into their doors; I assume it's to make the closed office doors less intimidating, but it could just be a fancy of the architect's. At any rate, many professors put paper over the windows to maintain their privacy. Thanks to this little gem of a one-act play, next time on campus I'll be looking at the papered-over windows in a different light.
One of the least attractive members of the faculty has both a papered-over door AND a couch in his office.... ugh. I'm going to think about something else for a while.
