By way of PVP Online, I found this completely depressing news item: Sesame Street's Cookie Monster will not be singing "C is for Cookie" anymore.
How thoroughly depressing. Yes, I know, American kids are fatter than ever and need to learn healthy eathing habits, Blah blah blah. I don't care. I loved the Cookie Monster exactly the way that he was and I'm sad that the next generation won't get to grow up with great, catchy kid's songs like this:
C Is For Cookie
"C" is for cookie
That's good enough for me
"C" is for cookie
That's good enough for me
"C" is for cookie
That's good enough for me
Oh.........cookie, cookie, cookie starts with "C".
"C" is for cookie
That's good enough for me
"C" is for cookie
That's good enough for me
"C" is for cookie
That's good enough for me
Oh....cookie,cookie,cookie starts with "C".
Hey,you know what?
A round cookie with one bit out of it looks like a "C",
A round donut with one bit out of it also looks like a "C",
but it's it not as good as a cookie!
And oh the moon sometimes looks like a "C" but you can't eat that
Sooooooooooooo.........
"C" is for cookie
That's good enough for me...Yeah!
"C" is for cookie
That's good enough for me
"C" is for cookie
That's good enough for me
Oh....cookie, cookie, cookie starts with "C"
Yeah!
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with "C"
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with "C"
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